What did autumn say to summer?
Make like a tree and leave!
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Where do termites go camping?
How do amoebas make calls?