What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?