What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
How can you make 7 even?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?