Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
A doctopus.
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?