What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?