What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
When do astronauts eat?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?