Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What's a forklift?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How do billboards talk?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?