Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What fish sings the best?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What is the smallest lion?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What style of music weighs the most?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?