What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why was the bunny upset?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?