What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?