What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why is heaven always so tidy?