What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why do rhinos charge?
What does Rudolph call his wife?