Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How do automobiles fly?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?