Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Where do ships always get stuck?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do fish do at parades?