What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How was the wedding?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why is a computer so smart?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?