What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
Why is summer always sad?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How does a squid go into battle?