What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
A little plaque.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call siblings who love math?