Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
He had an amazing set of pipes.
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Which elf is the best singer?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What nationality are most fish?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?