Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?