Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?