How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What makes music in your hair?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why are goats so funny?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why was the fish so smart?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?