How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why was the dog overweight?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Which animal will never go bald?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do chefs do in their spare time?