Why is golf harder than baseball?
In golf, you have to play your foul balls!
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why are boxers good comedians?
A book just fell on my head.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What British bugs are the best singers?