What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What says: oom oom oom?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why is the beach so confident?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?