What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Language Farts.
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?