What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What style of music weighs the most?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
I broke my finger!