What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?