What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call octopus twins?