What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which former US President was always cold?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What fish loves to play in a band?