What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?