What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
What is the most attractive fruit?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why are books always so angry?
What animal knows kung fu?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?