What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
I like your hare!
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
How much does freedom weigh?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What fish sings the best?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What animal makes the best lunches?