What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
I dove you.
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why do cats always get what they want?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?