Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What is blue and not heavy?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?