Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call hiking college students?
How do hurricanes see?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
How do you organize a space party?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did the confused bee say?