What tree has the most bark?
The dogwood.
What is the tallest building in the world?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Which state has the best streets?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call an angry monkey?