What tree has the most bark?
The dogwood.
What bird is losing its hair?
What table can you never sit at?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?