Which subject has two parts?
Bi-ology.
Why do vampires always look sick?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why was the spider so smart?
How did the vampire start his letter?