What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?