What do you call an exploding monkey?
A baboom!
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?