How do bees get to school?
They take the school buzz.
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Where do termites go camping?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What does winter fat turn into?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?