What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Little Boo Peep!
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What birds make average students?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?