Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did the confused bee say?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?