Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How do you organize a space party?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do bees chew?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?