What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Nothing, it just stairs.
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the echo get detention?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Can February March?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?