What is a king's favorite weather?
Hail.
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do elves learn in school?