What is a king's favorite weather?
Hail.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the barber win the race?