Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Where do pigs learn magic?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?