Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's the slowest 5k?