Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why do cats always get what they want?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you say to a really good barista?