Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
New Jersey.
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
How is cat food sold?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is a table you can eat?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?