Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
New Jersey.
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?