Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
They're always in school.
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?