Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
In the potholes.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How is cat food sold?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?