When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call hiking college students?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do ducks get after they eat?