When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Who are Frosty's parents?