Where do actors go to pray?
At Shirley Temple.
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How do fleas travel?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
How do you wash a lamb?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
That bird won't stop squawking.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?