Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?