Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
A book just fell on my head.
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What is the most adorable season?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?