How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What does the sun drink out of?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What type of car do planets buy?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?