How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Where do cows go for lunch?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What animal makes the best lunches?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?