What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's the most determined bird?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?