What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?