What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's the holiest insect?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Which insect is the smartest?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?