What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which relative loves rice?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?