What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
Why are frogs always so happy?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What day do hands always go to church?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?