Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?