Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
What's a forklift?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Where do books sleep?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?