What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Round steaks.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Which subject has two parts?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?