What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Round steaks.
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What sweet treat never panics?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a car's favorite TV show?