What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Ouch!
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?