Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
Why was the pirate late for work?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What game do mice love to play?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's the most athletic footwear?