Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
How much money does a skunk have?
How long will dinner be?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
When do mice play every day?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?