How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?