How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why do cows wear bells?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the echo get detention?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Which animals make the best football players?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's the biggest moth in the world?