Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Times Square.
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What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's the scariest letter?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?