Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Times Square.
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call a retired vegetable?