Want to hear a joke about construction?
I'm still working on it.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How does a penguin build its house?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why is summer always sad?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?