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Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?